Tales From The Supermarket Pt. 3
Occasionally I care about the environment. Not all the time and not consistently, but I am a conservationist so every now and again I think of what I can do to make the world a better place. I also hate the plastic bags they give you at the grocery store. These two thoughts combined into a brilliant plan... I would purchase a few eco safe bags and problem solved! Right?
Wrong. Oh, I bought the bags and they are great... so great that I have never actually taken them with me when I go grocery shopping, and it has been over a month. For a while they lived in my pantry. Then, at the suggestion of a kindly Beardocrat, I moved them to the car in the hopes that I would actually remember to use them. I haven't been shopping since they actually made their way to the car. Here is hoping that one day, these bags will actually see the inside of the supermarket.
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I put them in front of my door in hopes that I'd remember to use them. That didn't work. So far, they've only been used to take things to primary when I substitute teach.
That, and I still laugh when I think of Tina Fey's original Sarah Palin impression on Saturday Night Live:
Hillary Clinton: I believe global warming is caused by man ...
Sarah Palin: And I believe it's just God huggin' us closer.