Things that are Scary Beyond All Reason
Albinos are scary. But a CAR FULL of albinos is scary beyond all reason.
Lazy eyes are scary. But clowns with lazy eyes are scary beyond all reason.
a Capella music is scary. But a Capella music sung inadvertently by large groups of Brazilians.
Moths are scary. Lots of moths are scary beyond all reason.
C-list celebrities dancing is scary. C-list celebrities looking for love is scary beyond all reason.
Darkened parking garages are scary. Darkened parking garages inhabited by serial killers are scary beyond all reason.
The thought of eating liver every night is scary. The thought of having your liver eaten every evening as you lie helplessly chained to a rock is scary beyond all reason.
Pork rinds are scary. How pork rinds are made is scary beyond all reason.
British teeth are scary. British teeth coming at you for a kiss is scary beyond all reason.
Brittany Spears having children is scary. Brittany Spears babysitting your children is scary beyond all reason.
Lazy eyes are scary. But clowns with lazy eyes are scary beyond all reason.
a Capella music is scary. But a Capella music sung inadvertently by large groups of Brazilians.
Moths are scary. Lots of moths are scary beyond all reason.
C-list celebrities dancing is scary. C-list celebrities looking for love is scary beyond all reason.
Darkened parking garages are scary. Darkened parking garages inhabited by serial killers are scary beyond all reason.
The thought of eating liver every night is scary. The thought of having your liver eaten every evening as you lie helplessly chained to a rock is scary beyond all reason.
Pork rinds are scary. How pork rinds are made is scary beyond all reason.
British teeth are scary. British teeth coming at you for a kiss is scary beyond all reason.
Brittany Spears having children is scary. Brittany Spears babysitting your children is scary beyond all reason.
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