Monday, October 8, 2007

Things that are Scary Beyond All Reason

Albinos are scary. But a CAR FULL of albinos is scary beyond all reason.

Lazy eyes are scary. But clowns with lazy eyes are scary beyond all reason.

a Capella music is scary. But a Capella music sung inadvertently by large groups of Brazilians.

Moths are scary. Lots of moths are scary beyond all reason.

C-list celebrities dancing is scary. C-list celebrities looking for love is scary beyond all reason.

Darkened parking garages are scary. Darkened parking garages inhabited by serial killers are scary beyond all reason.

The thought of eating liver every night is scary. The thought of having your liver eaten every evening as you lie helplessly chained to a rock is scary beyond all reason.

Pork rinds are scary. How pork rinds are made is scary beyond all reason.

British teeth are scary. British teeth coming at you for a kiss is scary beyond all reason.

Brittany Spears having children is scary. Brittany Spears babysitting your children is scary beyond all reason.





3 comments:

Darbleyg said...

And whose British teeth were coming at you for a kiss? Hmmm?

smithfieldman said...

Well there you have it, I now know how to freak you out beyond all reason so you will then have to leave me your millions.
I was going to comment how I liked how Darbleyg's link to your blog calls it infrequent, but that might have to change soon.

The Rage said...

Some good comparisons. I agree one hundred percent on the moth thing. I have one more for you and you can probably guess what it is! One bee is scary, a swarm of bees flying over you while you lie on the ground in a skirt in Brasil is scary beyond all reason. I think I have PTSD!