Monday, December 15, 2008

Because you demand it...

Time for an update, why? Because you demand it. Well, at least Casey demands it.

Okay... Now I have to kill 50 minutes...
M: I actually have work, but all of it requires a lot more than 50 minutes.
I suppose I could get a few reviews in order...
C: or alternatively you could blog.
M: But do I have anything of import to blog about?
C: You could blog about the erosion of capitalism and the proposed auto bailout and bush's abandoment of conservatism. . . Or you could blog about the five reasons you like having curly hair.


So these are my top five reasons I like having curly hair.

1- I can straighten it. When the mood strikes I CAN take the time to straighten it. Alternately, some people with straight hair can't make theirs curly. True and sad story.

2- Wind doesn't bother it. In fact, sometimes I have been out in the wind and people think it looks nice. Little do they know, it doesn't.

3- The rats have an instant nest. Sometimes rats need a place to lay their heads, and boy do I have one.

4- When I am in the middle of meetings that are not pleasant, I can always pull on my curls. I watch them straighten, then release them and say "Boi-oi-oing" under my breath. People with sleek, smooth, straight hair really do not have this option.

5- Camping doesn't affect me. Curly hair is not phased by camping. It always looks messy.

7 comments:

Casey said...

I am honored to be your muse.

Casey said...
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Casey said...

May I add number 6?
This is my reason for liking curly hair:

Richard Simmons.

I don't quite feel comfortable in vests, short shorts, or oiled down. But my curly hair allows me--even if in such a small way--to emulate him. And for that I am indeed grateful.

The Rage said...

I decided to go curly today and it was a good day. If I may - Reason #7: I didn't have to actually do my hair. Just threw some gel in it and was off. Sweet.

smithfieldman said...

You should see some of the hair i've had when i woke up in the morning from camping trips. Let's just say it's not curly hair.

stewedslacker said...
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stewedslacker said...

I find this post and its accompanying comments bloody discriminatory.