Monday, July 14, 2008

The Most Disgusting Gum in the Entire World

And the winner is Orbit: Positively Pomegranate. Thank heaven this gum is limited edition because it is disgusting. I have been doing some searching on the internet and SADLY witnessed that this gum has a small cult following. I am not against pomegranates. I enjoy the fact that they are difficult to eat and that they stain your clothing...this gum does not taste like pomegranate. This gum also does not have the consistency of actual gum. A few minutes of chewing and it actually begins to melt in your mouth and has all the thrill of chewing fiber glass. Then, let us touch on the smell. I made the mistake of opening a piece in my office and four hours later...it STILL smelt of the stuff. I invite those who are bold enough to try a bit, and let me know if your experience was as horrible as mine. I will stick with Sweet Mint, thank you very much.

5 comments:

stewedslacker said...

I love sweet mint. And those who know say my chest is hairy enough as it is, all work aside. I also am a fan of some wierd pina colada gum trident has.

smithfieldman said...

I practically have given up on any kind of fruity gum. I will stick with kryptonite gum by stride, anytime one brings back Pete in Smallville through a heavy product placement, who am I not to go out and buy the gum?

The Rage said...

So I tried it. The gum wasn't all bad - I actually was enjoying the fake fruit sweetness. It took about 23 minutes of chewing for the first piece to start the melting process and that first miniscule piece broke off. Oh well...that's all I have to say about that :)

Carolina said...

This reminds me of my experience eating Alpaca. The more you chew, the grosser it gets.

Kisa said...

As weird as this may sound, i just did a google search to see if anyone else had the same experience, (the MELTING effect), with the new orbit, as I did. I am a very big gum person, but this grosses me out as well as disappoints me, to NO END!