Monday, October 15, 2007

Daydreams

So while at work today I was daydreaming. I am not going to lie, I do it quite frequently, but today was worse than other days. Here is a quick list of things that crossed my mind:
Wakeboarding
Donuts
Baby ducks
Jason's homecoming
My nephews
Child support payments
Constantine
Running a 10K
Heroes
Family Home Evening
The Burton Boys
Marion Ito
Bridal showers
A warm blanket
Peppermint tea
High heels
Good Weather
Training at the gym tomorrow
Dinner with Joni and Casey
Fruitland weekend coming up soon...

Monday, October 8, 2007

Things that are Scary Beyond All Reason

Albinos are scary. But a CAR FULL of albinos is scary beyond all reason.

Lazy eyes are scary. But clowns with lazy eyes are scary beyond all reason.

a Capella music is scary. But a Capella music sung inadvertently by large groups of Brazilians.

Moths are scary. Lots of moths are scary beyond all reason.

C-list celebrities dancing is scary. C-list celebrities looking for love is scary beyond all reason.

Darkened parking garages are scary. Darkened parking garages inhabited by serial killers are scary beyond all reason.

The thought of eating liver every night is scary. The thought of having your liver eaten every evening as you lie helplessly chained to a rock is scary beyond all reason.

Pork rinds are scary. How pork rinds are made is scary beyond all reason.

British teeth are scary. British teeth coming at you for a kiss is scary beyond all reason.

Brittany Spears having children is scary. Brittany Spears babysitting your children is scary beyond all reason.