It seems like only yesterday someone we know was dating people we called Yoko and shirking his many responsibilities. Well, guess who is back in action, minus Yoko. I don't know how I feel about the "motivational" turtle club stories, but who am I to judge? What am I saying? I judge, therefore I am. It is what I do.
Well, hats off to you, Jason, and your obsessive love of Chuck Norris. Thank you for letting me know why exactly it is that missionaries have companions.